Bathroom Humorist Pillows

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Father's Day Toilet Card

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

LavNav.

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

Man to dog with toilet plunger on face: 'I told you to leave the plumber alone.'

'Room service? Please send up a towel. In a minute sir, someone's using it.'

His and Hers Towels

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

Employees must wash hands.

"We could really use a bidet."

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Man from the sign in a men's room.

Maze bathroom.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Great Jacuzzi Bob"

"Would you like to try it out?"

That should keep it from overflowing again. Now, if you'll just sign the work order, I'll be on my way.

Wash and Let My People Go

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"Did you put the seat up before drinking out of the toilet?"

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

Men's and Women's bathroom door silhouette symbols.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'We also have these in a widescreen format.'

"I can't wait that long."

Water cooler talk - dogs drinking from toilet.

'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'

'Never, Ever...use a restroom without checking the toilet paper first.'

The Potty Funnel.

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'