Bathroom Humor Pillows

"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"

'... And you must be Little John...!'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"I identify with shorter lines."

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

Wash hands after using towel

Q this side. P this side.

'The job's not finished, until the paperwork's done.'

"I hate my job!"

Enjoys a challenge....

"Now, what am I here for?"

'The neighbours say can you keep it down a bit while they are letting off fireworks!'

I'm sorry we taught that cat to use the toilet.

The Puppet Poop

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Toilet Out Of Order

Out of the shower

"I thought he was house trained, he hasn't flushed."

It was a short trip to the bathroom, but a trip that was fraught with danger.

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

Man mishearing someone bragging about the size of his manhood.

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

A red carpet leading to a urinal

Man with a funnel in a urinal

Help! I'm being kept prisoner.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Go, or I'll call the police.

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Sudoku toilet paper

"For goodness sake, I thought you were drowning."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Jimmy wants his goldfish back

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."