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'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

'Moses in the Gents.'

DYNOROD, 'Gone to plunge'

Birdbath Choices: His, Hers, and Gender Neutral.

'Handicapped'

"The fourth door! The men's room is the fourth door on the right!"

Free laptop computer hook-up.

The Stinker

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Towels: His, hers and stalker's.

'Hey! - - Hold it up a minute - - I'm on the throne!'

'Right Henshaw, let's show them we mean business...'

'You dropped your cell phone again, didn't you?'

Smelling the roses in a toilet.

'Hang on. I'm naked.'

'Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom!'

'I was in the bathroom -- I did NOT abdicate!'

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

'Low self esteem.'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

Yeti in the outhouse

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"You finished in there yet?"

"I wanted to wash my hands but the sign says 'Employees must wash hands.'"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

Pissing Mummy.

Holy Water/Holy S**t

"I feel like we're way ahead of our time."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Hey! Get back on your door!"