Toilet Paper Fan Gifts

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

In, out, shake it all about.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Tortoise polishing his shell

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"No not the puppy please"

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"Oh, thank God!"

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Toilet paper calendar

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Toilet Paper Hill

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"