Paper Products Fan Gifts

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

In, out, shake it all about.

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

News Hourglass

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Rubik's Cubicle

What do you like most about presents?

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

A Reasonable Time to Give Your Travel Agent a Call

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

The end is near.

Run out and get me some lunch.

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

Scissors and pen

'You're not very sharp, are you?'