Paper Products Fan Gifts

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

In, out, shake it all about.

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

News Hourglass

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Rubik's Cubicle

What do you like most about presents?

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

A Reasonable Time to Give Your Travel Agent a Call

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

Scissors and pen

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

Run out and get me some lunch.

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

Useless Eraser Inspector