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Useless Eraser Inspector

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

"I'll be working remotely today."

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'We relieved stress the old fashioned ways... slamming down a real telephone, stealing reams of carbon paper, sniffing white correction fluid...'

"I want to meet with my company. How soon can you make a conference table for 10,000 employees?"

Man has a bin as his suggestions box.

'Get with it, Dave! Cubicles are the new barrels!'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

Modern Pavlovian Response. Beep! Beep! Beep! Every time I hear those beeps my mouth starts watering!

Run out and get me some lunch.

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

"The boss truly has an open door policy."

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

'You're not very sharp, are you?'

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'