Office Plant Fan Gifts

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Carnations.

Springtime

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Welsh Lady

A Thirsty Flower

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Our coach telecommutes.'

Stop and Smell the Roses