Office Plant Fan Gifts

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Carnations.

Ovalifolium Longifora

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Springtime

"Damn floral activists."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Welsh Lady

'Our coach telecommutes.'

A Thirsty Flower

Stop and Smell the Roses

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.