Quirky Workplace Fan Gifts

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

What do you think of the application so far?

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"He's at that awkward age."

"Here's the feasibility study you wanted, Chief."

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Crazy paving company.

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"She has to find just the right spot."

Time For This Odd House

"I'm sorry - he's just left the office..."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'How soon can you start?'

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

Silhouettes

"Someone's misfiled Harrington."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'