Quirky Shop Fan Gifts

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

"Some gum."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Beachy Hair

'Driving without a flag?'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"He's at that awkward age."