Quirky Shop Fan Gifts

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

"Some gum."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Beachy Hair

'Driving without a flag?'

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.