Quirky Shopping Fan Gifts

'This could be a new record!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Jarvis Cocker

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Antler Buzzers.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

"I believe in consistent branding."

"We're out of flowers."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…