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'This could be a new record!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Antler Buzzers.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The water desk

"I believe in consistent branding."

"We're out of flowers."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'