Quirky Decor Fan T-Shirts

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"We're out of flowers."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Larvae Lamps.

'Fax toilet paper.'

Wanted: Dead or alive.

Toucan in bird cage.

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Fan blowing jelly.

Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Bonsai Loggers

Cuckoo clock.

Fighting Cuckoo Clocks.

'Yeah, it's kind of large for the room, but it saves us trips to the store - and it's a great place to keep my late Uncle Pete.'

Candle with Match for Wick

Bird box coming out of painting

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet roll holder.

Pocket Knife Birdhouse Clock

Toilet Sign

Self-Storage

'Fishing garden gnome'

Devil's Fireplace

Open House of Horrors