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Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Old-fashioned computer

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He's at that awkward age."

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”