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'I've got the model with morning-after feature.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

Crazy paving company.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Origin of the 'spork'

The Booger.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'