Quirky Appliance Fan T-Shirts

'I've got the model with morning-after feature.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

The Booger.

Origin of the 'spork'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Crazy paving company.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.