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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Tapped Tree

'A Dust Cow'.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Origin of the 'spork'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Crazy paving company.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine