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Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Driving without a flag?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

Sugar Machine

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"She has to find just the right spot."

Solar powered sunbed.

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Silhouettes

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'