Quirky Home Security Fan Mugs

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Driving without a flag?'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

Sugar Machine

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"She has to find just the right spot."

Solar powered sunbed.

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Silhouettes

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'