Quirky Home Security Fan Pillows

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

Sugar Machine

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"She has to find just the right spot."

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

Silhouettes

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'