Quirky Home Office Fan Pillows

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

What do you think of the application so far?

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Crazy paving company.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

The Booger.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'