Quirky Home Office Fan Pillows

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

What do you think of the application so far?

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Mad Social Scientist School

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Crazy paving company.

The Booger.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.