Quirky Home Decor Fan Pillows

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Man looking for food in the kitchen encounters cockroaches

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

The debonair cat has an attendant with a litter box.

A Rat couple at Home in a Sewer with their version of 'Home Sweet Home' on the wall

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Double Saxophone

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?