Quirky Home Decor Fan Pillows

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Man looking for food in the kitchen encounters cockroaches

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

The debonair cat has an attendant with a litter box.

A Rat couple at Home in a Sewer with their version of 'Home Sweet Home' on the wall

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Double Saxophone

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I could do that."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Flying in Formation.

Old-fashioned computer

Oreolas

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop