Whimsical Decor Fan Pillows

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Cat Tie

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Joan Hickson

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Cheesie Rider

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'