Whimsical Fan Pillows

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cat eats date.

Cheesie Rider

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Canary Heaven...

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Dog and frog playing football.

Dogs play the double bass

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Van Gogh.

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Brancusi.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."