Home Security Fan Pillows

'I'm afraid we aren't open to the public yet.'

No Soliciting

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

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The bulb family leaves for vacation

'Hello, security.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"My dad put in a new security system."

'No Trespissing'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'