Home Security Fan T-Shirts

'I'm afraid we aren't open to the public yet.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

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'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'Your father installed a security system.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Hello, security.'

"My dad put in a new security system."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Beware of Watchdog

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"