Quirky Home Fan Gifts

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Tapped Tree

'A Dust Cow'.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Origin of the 'spork'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Crazy paving company.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.