Quirky Kitchen Decor Fan Gifts

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Deer Cross Dressing.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"He's at that awkward age."

Mice 25¢

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.