Quirky Kitchenware Fan Gifts

Mr. knife finally starts to piece things together."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Origin of the 'spork'

Plate Graduation

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

Mice 25¢

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'A Dust Cow'.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

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