Quirky Decoration Fan Gifts

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"We're out of flowers."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

French Animal Noises.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Mice 25¢