Quirky Decoration Fan Gifts

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

French Animal Noises.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Beachy Hair

Mice 25¢

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.