Quirky Celebration Fan Gifts

French Animal Noises.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

The Running of the Brie

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Deer Cross Dressing.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We're out of flowers."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Beachy Hair

"Happy new year!"

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

House for Sale.