Quirky Gatherings Fan Gifts

'Hey, all right, they got a keg.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Hoodie Hang-out

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"We're out of flowers."

Beachy Hair

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"He's at that awkward age."

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.