Quirky Hang-outs Fan Gifts

Hoodie Hang-out

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

French Animal Noises.

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Beachy Hair

Toast kidnapper.

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'A Dust Cow'.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

House for Sale.