Quirky Date Night Fan Gifts

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Cannibal Dating

'Would you care to join my brothers and me at our table? There are five mugs of beer to a pitcher, and five chicken wings to a basket, so it shouldn't cost you a lot of dough for a shot at meeting Mr. Right.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Love is in the air...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"So, do you come here often?"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

French Animal Noises.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

Magic mushroom

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.