Quirky Date Night Fan Gifts

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Cannibal Dating

'Would you care to join my brothers and me at our table? There are five mugs of beer to a pitcher, and five chicken wings to a basket, so it shouldn't cost you a lot of dough for a shot at meeting Mr. Right.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Jarvis Cocker

'It was great. I hated it.'

Love is in the air...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Bernice Mountain Dog

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"So, do you come here often?"

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I believe in consistent branding."

French Animal Noises.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Builders fashion range

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Magic mushroom

"Something from our wine list?"

Dang clip ons!