Funny Date Night Fan Gifts

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"She's just being Koi."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Love is in the air...

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Edvard Grieg

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

Film Lovers.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"