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Hoodie Hang-out

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Toast kidnapper.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'A Dust Cow'.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."