Quirky Gatherings Fan T-Shirts

'Hey, all right, they got a keg.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hoodie Hang-out

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Old-fashioned computer

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

French Animal Noises.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Beachy Hair

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'