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'Heavens, Charles, not while we have company!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Santa does a keg stand.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Glyndebourne

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Visiting 'friends'.

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Happy New Year!'

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"No politics or religion. This party’s MYOB — Mind Your Own Business."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Happy New Year!

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

Lord Robert Winston

A man and a woman at a house party

Dinosaur balloon