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Chilblains - Please Pass

"I hate it when we fight."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

Tinder

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

Facebook 33 A.D.

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.