Social Interaction Lovers T-Shirts

"Nice to meet you. I only date during the off-season"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Ice shelfie.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

~ S.O.S.

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"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'We have the same pinterest.'

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Phone generation.

Profiles in Courage

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"#skydiving"

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Social Media Romance

'Send it out confidential. I want everyone to read it.'

"I miss the old water cooler."