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'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Pyjama party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Call me!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'You have a friend request.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"