Social Interaction Connoisseur T-Shirts

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Men gossiping

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."