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"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Is this birds and bees chat going to take long, I'm late for my pre natal class."

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

A Heart to Heart Talk

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'...Anyway, enough about me. Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"I'm the kind of person who likes to talk about the kind of person they are?"

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Elderly couple have nothing left to talk about: 'You've told me that before.'

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

Geoff's mother liked to talk , and voice mail never interrupted her.

Therapy.

"Wow, interactive people"

'Never, Ever...invite friends who are insurance agents to dinner.'

Would you like some meaningful interaction, or shall I open a tin of clich?s?

'This is our real-time chat room.'

'Then I came to the conclusion that the greatest cause for humanity was me.'

'I prefer this one - it provides a better class of gossip.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I can't really talk right now. I'm busy on the phone."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Gallery Opening

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

Conversation-Killer Whale

'Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'Can I buy you a drink?', 'Thanks, but I'd rather just have the money.'

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'I'm at that stage where the only smutty talk I enjoy involves my obscene bonus.'

'This guy is a verbal infinite scroll.'

"Bloody awful reception."

'I've never actually ever spoken to her, only about her.'

"Well it's not my idea of a conversation piece."