Trappist talk show.
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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"Could I ask just one question?"
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
The Gettysburg Address in process.
Exciting potato bugs.
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
Men gossiping
Battle of the sexes in a relationship
"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"
Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."
LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET
Quentin Tarantino
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
Jerry Brown.
"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"
"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"
"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."
"I like them. They hate the same things we do."
S**t Threw a Goose
"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
Attention Span Man
"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"
'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'
Big Talk/Small Talk.
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