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"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Mamet Bedtime Stories

Quentin Tarantino

"Oh, he's a great conversationalist. Don't you know that money talks?"

'To be honest with you, I talk to myself as the only way to guarantee a quality discussion in this house!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Exciting potato bugs.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Staff Yearbook

'Do it write the first time.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET