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"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

"For this meeting we just need your gender and skin color. Please leave your age, religion, occupation, and community ties on the hooks by the door."

'Okay, I'll ask him about the special of the day but if I detect even a hint of mansplaining, I'm lodging a complaint.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Dialogue

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'