Dialogue Enthusiasts Mugs

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

"For this meeting we just need your gender and skin color. Please leave your age, religion, occupation, and community ties on the hooks by the door."

'I wish there was someone here who could insult me and give me hope at the same time!'

'Okay, I'll ask him about the special of the day but if I detect even a hint of mansplaining, I'm lodging a complaint.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Dialogue

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."