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'Hey man! I never did trust those Latino stud muffins.'

"'Oh, bother' now and then is nothing to worry about, but a 'For Cryin' Out Loud' could mean trouble!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

S**t Threw a Goose

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Sculptor's chippings

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Trappist talk show.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'