Connoisseur Of Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sculptor's chippings

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Barbed Pen

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

Bleak House

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"He's a mental-health critic."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Film Critic

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"It's too academic."

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

"Are you talking to me?"

Comment on food.

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

Crazy Ideas

Algernon Swinburne

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."