Critic Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"He's a mental-health critic."

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Who's the new guy?'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Trump returns home

Sculptor's chippings

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Barbed Pen

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

Film Critic

"It's too academic."

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

A politician points in the direction forward while being carried by members of the public.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Crazy Ideas

Algernon Swinburne

'Mahler's 9th?'

Comment on food.

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"