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"The end is near!" "That's true!"

"That got very big on him."

Sculptor's chippings

RIP Richie

"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses."

Violent news

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Totalitarian Humour

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"My bouche was not amused."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

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Barbed Pen

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"It's too academic."

Film Critic

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'