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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

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reincarnated worm...

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

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"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

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"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"